Ik heb niet echt zin om me over een filosofisch probleem te buigen, dus hier volgt iets luchtig!
[after Homer turns on the Christmas lights]
Bart: It's craptacular.
[Lisa has received an academic alert that she is failing gym class]
Marge: Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning. I really hope you try harder.
Homer: Whew. That's all of 'em.
[puts stack of academic alerts in front of Bart]
Homer: And I'm so proud you didn't try to forge my name. How about a present, son?
Bart: Well, I could use a new pair of hockey skates.
Homer: Done and done.
Lisa: That's not fair. Why is Bart getting a present and I'm getting chewed out? Homer: [sitting back] Ah, the mysteries of life.
Homer: [praying] Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever.
Homer: Thy bidding will be done.
[munch munch munch]
Homer: Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember
Homer: Matthew... 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah. Think about it.
[Lisa is strangling Bart]
Homer: Lisa, no. Your hands are too weak.
[begins strangling Bart]
Ik postte dit bericht eerder al op mijn forum. Ik ben een grote fan van de Simpsons en vond deze citaten dan ook de moeite waard. De volgende keer plaats ik iets serieuzer. Belooft!